Monday, October 31, 2005

Runny noses; sunken cheeks

Amphetamine usage is a double edged sword. Sex when intoxicated is greatly enhanced by the limitless stamina and desire that speed produces. A man can virtually go all night before hitting the big 'O'. Unfortunately with heavy and prolonged use the exact opposite can transpire during chemical free sexual interactions - premature ejaculation. Just writing those two words makes me shudder.

Of course, this is not really a problem of great consequence for me in light of the fact that it's been nearly a year since the last time I was with a girl. But, a couple of my friends have freely admitted to snorting a pre-date, midweek line or two in order to provide insurance against sexual disaster, should they get lucky.

Now that is just fucked up.


some girl said...

Fucked up and genius all at the same time.

Don Quixote said...

I suppose that is a positive way you could look at it. But it is still crazy that men's insecurities are leading them to weekday drug use.

some girl said...

I never said whether it was genius or evil genius. I'll let you figure out whether I think it's a positive or not.

Don Quixote said...

A woman of mystery. I guess I'll just have to deal with it. :)