Monday, October 31, 2005

Runny noses; sunken cheeks

Amphetamine usage is a double edged sword. Sex when intoxicated is greatly enhanced by the limitless stamina and desire that speed produces. A man can virtually go all night before hitting the big 'O'. Unfortunately with heavy and prolonged use the exact opposite can transpire during chemical free sexual interactions - premature ejaculation. Just writing those two words makes me shudder.

Of course, this is not really a problem of great consequence for me in light of the fact that it's been nearly a year since the last time I was with a girl. But, a couple of my friends have freely admitted to snorting a pre-date, midweek line or two in order to provide insurance against sexual disaster, should they get lucky.

Now that is just fucked up.

4 comments:

some girl said...

Fucked up and genius all at the same time.

Don Quixote said...

I suppose that is a positive way you could look at it. But it is still crazy that men's insecurities are leading them to weekday drug use.

some girl said...

I never said whether it was genius or evil genius. I'll let you figure out whether I think it's a positive or not.

Don Quixote said...

A woman of mystery. I guess I'll just have to deal with it. :)