Dearest American Democrats

Dearest American Democrats,

When Russ Feingold has finished his task of dragging you into the modern era, erasing your strange fear of conservative wankery, and annunciating a clear, alternative message:

"I’m amazed at Democrats, cowering with this president’s numbers so low. The administration just has to raise the specter of the war and the Democrats run and hide. … Too many Democrats are going to do the same thing they did in 2000 and 2004. In the face of this, they’ll say we’d better just focus on domestic issues. … [Democrats shouldn’t] cower to the argument, that whatever you do, if you question the administration, you’re helping the terrorists."

Can we please borrow him over in Australia?

Thanks in advance,

Don Quixote