There is a song out in the Australian charts at the moment called Wasabi. I think it's performed by some guy called Lee Harding. Really, there are times when I wish I could be appointed global dictator for life so that I could ban the inexcusable dribble flowing forth from such talent-deprived tools.
Behold the rich texture of Wasabi's lyrics:
She's just like wasabi
Looks like a Barbie
Yeah she's too hot for me
She's like a tsunami
Can wipe out an army
The squeaking of sewer rats is far more melodious.
Other so-called groups that have found their way onto my hit list:
The Black-Eyed Peas - I remember back to a time when The Black-Eyed Peas released a good song (Weekends), since that time it's been the unfortunate churnings of a musical belly that would do well to deposit its grim contents into one of Bombay's filthiest, smelliest latrines.
Nickleback - perhaps they have some ironic value; I mean, imitating Bogans seems to be the new black
Rogue traders - Planning on using a Neighbors' starlet as your lead singer? Don't. It clearly doesn't work