Sex: found in places where beer flows freely...think the student pub. Now that you're going back to the place where drinking beer on Wednesday mornings is not only acceptable, but highly encouraged you will have endless opportunites to score with younge collegiate ass. Seriously, all through university I dated older men. The world is about to open up to you my friend, oh indeed you will get some action.
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Aw DQ,
You're so cute and witty, I'm having a hard time believing this....
:)
You ask the eternally infernal question.
...I've been told it's like riding a bicycle.
Sex: found in places where beer flows freely...think the student pub. Now that you're going back to the place where drinking beer on Wednesday mornings is not only acceptable, but highly encouraged you will have endless opportunites to score with younge collegiate ass. Seriously, all through university I dated older men. The world is about to open up to you my friend, oh indeed you will get some action.
Circe - I could tell you how long it's been, but that'd be hideously embarrassing.
Erin, I fear that the infernal question may become an eternal one.
And, if it's like riding a bicycle then I've been doing something terribly terribly wrong!
And, Some girl - hot collegiate ass? You make me blush. I do hear you on the beer front; in fact I'll have to be careful not to overdo it.
But, only time will tell whether you're overrating my chances of procuring said 'action.' Here's to hoping you're right.
I've met you. You won't have time to study anything except anatomy.
Ha! I like your optimism, Jahteh, but I guess only time will tell.
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